There was an Irishman, Mexican, and a blonde guy, who were construction workers and they were working on top of a building.
It was lunch time and the Irish man opens his lunch pail and he gets cabbage and beef and he says, "If I get one more beef and cabbage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building."
Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito. He says, "If I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building."
The blonde man opens his lunch pale and gets a chicken sandwhich. He siad, "If I get one more chicken sandwhich I'm gonna jump off of this building."
The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabage and beef so he jumps off the building to his death.
Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death.
Then the blonde guy opens his lunch pale and finds a chicken sandwhich, so he jumps off to his death as well.
The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said, "Only if I would have known that he didn't like cabage and beef I would have packed him something else."
Then the Mexican's wife then said, "If I only knew he didn't like burritos, I would have packed something else."
Finally, the blonde man's wife siad "I don't know what his problem was; he packed his own lunch."
Three men stood on top of a magical slide which gives you objects of your desire when you slide down it and yell out what you want.
The first man went down the slide and called out "DIAMONDS!" and he landed in a pile of diamonds.
The second man went down the slide and yelled "MONEY" and landed in a mountain of notes and coins.
The third man went down the slide and yelled "Wheeeee~!!"
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Do you have any bread?"
The bartender replies "No, we sell alcohol."
The next day the duck comes back and asks "Do you have any bread?"
The bartender replies "No, we don't."
The third day the duck comes back to ask for bread again and the bartender again replied "No".
On the fourth day, when the duck walked in, the frustrated bartender said first "Look, if you are going to ask me for bread again, I'm going to nail your beak to the table."
The duck asked "Do you have any nails?" The bartender said "No."
"Good" said the duck. "Do you have any bread?"
A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. "Why did you do that?"asked the other men.
"We have plenty of fine wine in France," said the man.
Next, the Cuban guy throws a box of fine cigars off the cliff. "Why did you do that?" asked the other men.
"We have plenty of cigars in Cuba," said the Cuban man.
Finally, the American man pickes up the Cuban man and throws him off the cliff. "What did you do that for?" asked the French man.
"We have plenty of Cubans in America."